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[Ohio State University Campus Map with Building Names]

[The Ohio State University Campus Map]

[What is graffiti doing on this wall]

&quot;Junior...how many times have I told you not to play with your food?

&quot;J. Edgar...I always knew you made the right decision in coming to this place.&quot;

&quot;...and, as a special treat I have for you those brave young men who overcame tremendous odds to once again savagedly murder innocent men, woman and children.&quot;

&quot;Nurse, you mean to tell me that the patient we left sitting here about a month ago is still around!&quot;

&quot;SInce the president had such a close call last week, fellers, I was thinking maybe we should send him a card with our sympathies&quot;

&quot;That kid in the back hanging from the light fixture, get him out and patch him up...his parents are coming for a visit.&quot;

&quot;I&#39;m Chevy Chase, and you?..Your nothing...In the news, the entire Ohio State student body was taken out and shot today, in what authorities termed was an act of mercy&quot;

April Fools

Good news, sir.  The effects from &#39;Might boom-boom&#39; shows everything to be a complete success!

&#39;At&#39;ta boy, Henry...go for help&#39;

I see the university has decided to fix those fire violations.